A: "Come winter" is not a command for you to "come." It appears you want to give equal weight to this double-entendre rather than seek the direct contextual meaning above. To assist you, I suggest you review Freud's stages of psychosexual development:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosexual_development.
After consulting with X the resident psychoanalist, I can give you a diagnosis in layman's terms. Your half dozen accounts, phallus obsessive screen names (dicklover), dressing in female clothing (impersonating winter, a girl), stalking of certain sexually explicit players (ironheart, aka black mamba, whose name as a freudian slip is iron hard), and your passive-aggressive libido all palpable. You have an anal fixation due to an unbalanced or unhealthy exploration and development at a young age. This could manifest itself in sexually irrational behavior (screaming "GUI") and an anal retentive desire for attention from male authority figures (how you skirt the rules to subconsciously seek fizzer's attention, in an obliquely S&M manner). X's advice: keep your fingers out of your black hole for a while and seek professional help.
