I have a very important story to tell all, I think yall will find it very entertaining, it is an allegory, which for those of you who don't know, has a hidden meaning, but some may not find this so hidden. It is about a clan I used to be a part of. Here it is:

Once upon a time, there was a group of nomadic wondering tribesmen, in a land called Warlightia. They called themselves "roelplaers". The roelplaers were sometimes ridiculed by the other people of the world, but they were many. One group decided to form a kingdom. They would call it the United Nation . The United Nation started out its own tribe. Hardships were great at first. But, the United Nation built a magnificent great kingdom. This kingdom eventually expanded rapidly, it grew great in numbers and in size. The United Nation dominated the roelplaer nations, except their rival, the Illuminats. The Illuminats were very clumsy and untrained men, but had vastly great numbers. Their leader loosely ruled. This amused the United Nation, who often beat them in skirmishes and poked much fun at them. They made fun of their terrible leadership. But one day, the Illuminats underwent great change. Their leader was killed and replaced by a different man, who also purged most of their members, and forced some to flee. The Illuminats earned the respect of the united nations, but migrated into different lands.
The United Nation had decided to choose a leader, meanwhile. A man highly regarded, Stirlingshire, was chosen as leader. One man suggested the idea of him having a council of generals to help him expand and better the kingdom. So they were chosen. Stirlingshire and the generals made the United Nation a utopia. Skilled Roelplaers from everywhere flocked to it. Stirlingshire ruled until he became very sick, and was likely to die. New elections were to be held for the leaders, with prestigious candidates like Prussian, lawls, and maximil. Maximil brainwashed and teased others to quitting. He came in power.
All of a sudden, a strange thing happened. Maximil declared him self "The Supreme Cheesey Puff". Nobody knew what he meant by this, but there were still promises of great things made by the "Supreme Cheesey Puff". Many did not like it. A first wave left and created their own kingdowm for roelplaers, a militant group known as "The Corp". Others gradually left. Many still complained about the "Supreme Cheesey Puff". He did not follow his claims of a great clan. Instead, all of the great things he had once promised, like democracy , were nowhere. It was "selective", aka a dictatorship.
The Supreme Cheesey Puff had his own council, like Stirlingshire. A couple of men tried to give advice to better the clan. They were unwanted and ignored, but not removed, as it might start an uprising. He instead listened to his puppets, who say "YES MR. SUPREME CHEESEY PUFF" in response to his every idea. The Kingdom gradually shrunk. All members who left with their part of the Kingdom were "traitors", the Supreme Cheesey Puff said. So communication with them was banned, only allowed when absolutely necessary and usually done in secret. The People were now angry with the Supreme Cheesey Puffs. Even some of the general puppets began to scrape the crud off their eyes and see reality. People demanded he be overthrown! But the cheesey puff still had spies, who reported this activity. Some actively spoke out against him. But he gave genius answers like "Leave my kingdom." "Whateva". He didn't care. He had totally abandoned his original claims of freedom and democracy. A group made efforts to overthrow him. They were ratted out. The Cheesey Puff's police force ran them off, and they were banned from returning. Some others left voluntarily. But these 'fools' were 'traitors' and "Constantly insulted the clan". Therefore, nothing was apparently lost. So the Dictator Supreme Cheesey Puff continued to rule, as he ordered all who dare speak a word against him to be removed, unlike a certain "charter" that was the basis of "democracy: in the clan, but actually less than a symbol that was never followed. The dictator strengthened his single grip, and now manages this flop-of-a-clan alone.

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But my friends, there was much lost. During the cheesey puff's reign, over 30 men had left the clan for their better. The United Nations is now under Supreme dictatorship by the Supreme Cheesey Puff(as I like to call Marksman :P), and the only poor fools left are the inactive members, the noobs, and the brainwashed loyal members. I do believe I can see the United Nations [of warlight] clan future now: a sorry ruler who seldom listens to anyone else recruits over 100 noobs, and the UN does indeed become, the "New Illuminati". All top contributors are gone. It is now a dictator and but a few noobs. How can anyone be satisfied with that? I have no idea.


Good luck United Nations, because I can assure you, you will really need it in the future. You are not what your original members shaped you for. I will miss you but not your dictator, who will probably give some stupid reply to this thread like "Whateva".

the supreme cheesy puff? the other names made sense... but either way i am having a good kick... even though i was a spy for "the supreme cheesy puff"

the ROFL copter is on its way... no it already arrived... great job arc!

Let's never forget the Supreme Cheesy Puff's brilliant word that made me determined to overthrow Maximil: "kapeesh"

'todoloo'-Marksman

Edited 2/1/2014 20:02:48

"whateva" - Marksman

trolololol! We're returning to the past!

Animal Farm.

It aligns perfectly with animal farm haha

Maybe I should have just said "read animal farm" Haha.

Supreme Cheesy Puffs

Am I the only one on this thread who has actually read Animal Farm? It doesn't align at all. Perhaps if you interpret it very broadly you can make some comparisons, but frankly it has more in common with 1984, which still isn't a lot.

Just sounds like a typical rise and fall clan. There's a graveyard of those that have vanished into the landfill of forum threads and inactive accounts. The only reason this is different is largely due to "official clans". Also, the one who bought the clan is still in control, what's the issue?

Pickledegg, who bought the clan, is gone. He isn't coming back.

And it is kind of like animal farm. He seized power by eliminating his rivals, then changed lots of his policies. He claimed to be a good fair leader but in the end he showed he was just a dictator, and a guy still in the UN told me he is calling us traitors.

I read Animal farms a few years ago as a school project. I see some resemblance, but it certainly doesnt align perfectly

IN Animal farms, the original leader, the farmer, was highly unpopular, the animals rebelled against him. Here, we have a popular original leader, who left on his own will.

Also, during Napoleon the pig's rule his use of propaganda meant that all the animals thought that he was doing the right thing, from the above story, it seems that many were quickly dissatisfied by Marksman's rule.

OFC there are some resemblance's, like forcing away opposition, or having puppets to support his rule, etc

And yet Marksman has not said a word!

Actually... he did, he called himself a f*****. What an unusual 8 year old!

Edited 2/2/2014 19:45:46

Once we get into Marksman's reign, you see the similarity with Animal Farm (outwardly good intentions, some are brainwashed, the opponents are forced out, and rules change to become dictatorial), but the backstory is different.

Actually Brain, Napoleon's propoganda failed to deceive Snowball (I think that's the name) who was then thrown off the farm.

yeah but Snowball was the onyl one that opposed Napoleon, otherwise he had the entire farm convinced.

That is true Brain.