Hello guys, I am a member of a super-cool clan called 中国阳朔 (Yangshuo, China). We are not open to recruitment, unless you are a super-cool player who lives in Yangshuo. Unfortunately, our clan leader has recently died of Herpes, so I have been forced to take over the clan.

There are many changes I want to make. For starters, no homosexuals, Jews, New Yorkers, or non-Aryans are allowed to be members of my clan. Racial purity, ya'll! Italians are ok, I guess.

However, I have some housecleaning to do. V is no longer a member of our clan, since he has defected to another city. The Yellow Team is also out, since he was never in. Chaos will be allowed to stay, despite being Belgian.

Current Members list:
Imperial Grand Dragon Wizard Master: [中国阳朔] Texas John
Grand Cyclops Vizier: [中国阳朔] ak65
Honorary Belgian in Chief: [中国阳朔]: Chaos

Any impostors with this tag, clearly trying to ride our coattails to ultimate victory, must change their tag immediately, or within 364 days, whichever comes first. If they don't, frogs will rain from the sky and your firstborn child will get epilepsy and die during a 48-hour-long Anime marathon.

That is all, thank you for your time. Except for Mongolians, you people are the worst.

What's wrong with Mongolians? I like those guys. They conquered more land in 20 years than the Roman empire in 200 years. And there were some large cities among that land, including Beijing.

You took a joke too far man...

definitely too far...:-(

I should really punch you for this

at least I thought it was funny

Let's just bury this one. Fizzer, any way to lock or delete the thread? My "humor" isn't getting anywhere. Sorry for anyone I offended, I wish I could delete this.

Also, please don;'t punch me. The hippies say it hurts.

what sort of joke was it meant to be i don't get the humour

I live in hong kong. Is that close enough to Yangshuo to join your clan :)

this reminds me of them athletes that get fired or ridiculed for saying niger i might now agee with the joke but since it is one if you dont think its funny read something else?

This thread needs to die. I was trying to be funny but took it too far. Please stop responding!

Nike, it was a joke, we are not really a clan in the traditional sense. Just a bunch of guys who happened to live in the same place and all enjoyed Warlight.

i know, i was joking too lol, i'm already in a clan